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Expiry dates of friendship and toiletries

Dear mouse,

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I had a rough night. I had to make my blood pressure go down after that stressful settlement of my
cell phone bill. I felt discomfort in my chest which lingered until noon. Now I learned that long phone conversation stresses me out.

It is good that I have moved here in the East Coast, far from my friends. My house in SF is like an office of a shrink. I could have taken psychology, have I known that I will have this written title all over my face…talk to me…cry and we’ll cry together…come to Ate Ca t ….sort of stuff.
Some friends who have not talked to me for years call when they have a problem to unload. Ano ako human recycle bin? Pinadadala din nila sa akin ang daigdig. Arghh.

If there are expiry dates of friendship, I could have disposed of them for along time-no-hear-no-talk
why-are-you-suddenly-calling?

But first let me give me you the forwarded message of bayi regarding expiry dates of toiletries. i once used a skin lotion which irritated my skin because it has already expired.

# Bar soap
18 months to 3 years

# Bath gel, body wash
3 years

# Bath oil
1 year

# Body bleaches and depilatories
Unopened: 2 years
Used: 6 months

# Body lotion
3 years

# Conditioner
2 to 3 years

# Deodorant
Unopened: 2 years
Used: 1 to 2 years
For antiperspirants, see expiration date

# Eye cream
Unopened: 3 years
Used: 1 year

# Face lotion
With SPF, see expiration date. All others, at least 3 years

# Foundation, oil-based
2 years

# Foundation, water-based
3 years

# Hair gel
2 to 3 years

# Hair spray
2 to 3 years

# Lip balm
Unopened: 5 years
Used: 1 to 5 years

# Lipstick
2 years

# Mascara
Unopened: 2 years
Used: 3 to 4 months

# Mouthwash
Three years from manufacture date

# Nail polish
1 year

# Nail-polish remover
Lasts indefinitely

# Perfume
1 to 2 years

# Rubbing alcohol
At least 3 years

# Shampoo
2 to 3 years

# Shaving cream
2 years or more

# Tooth-whitening strips
13 months

# Wash’n Dri moist wipes
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: Good until dried out

The Ca t

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