Tierra Maria Estates Scam Hoax-Apology Letter

But wait, I should not be doing this. I am going to lose my chance of earning big bucks by concocting this scandal about the Tierra Maria Estates, a medical center in Paranaque and a lot of bloggers who called me paranoid. No way Jose. They ate my chicken.

It is my conscience which is asking me to apologize. But wait, I got no conscience, remember? I turned my back when my lady love was asking for help. Hey, why should I give her money when the President of the Medical Center refuses to e-mail me. Huh? I am a British citizen and these Filipinos from this Third world Country do not listen to my orders. Don’t they ever know how to e-mail. I got lots of DISPOSABLE e-mail addresses. Why can’t the doctors e-mail me the transcription of the medical processes.

I can easily google the the medical processes to find out if they are for real. Haah. I am that smart. I can even transcribe them. (Wait a minute, what does transcribe mean? ). I told you I am smart. I have even convinced my Conscience that I am.

This is the transcript (there goes the word again, see, I am really that smart) of my conversation with my conscience.

Conscience: I think spending a few pesos for the flip flops of your girl friend does not necessarily mean scamming you. That is so little an amount to make her a lady of comfort.

BB: That is a small amount but imagine if we have a lot of British men who will buy something for every Filipina girl friend that we meet, think about the commission of what they will get from the businessmen. Big business!!!

Conscience: $ 10 dollars? It will take more than a thousand stupid men to generate a thousand dollars. Do you have that many stupid in UK?

BB: What about the chicken that I bought for the dinner? All they gave me was one piece while they ate the rest leaving me starving. I could have died of starvation, you know.

Conscience: How many chicken did you buy? Is it only for yourself or for the whole family and extended family?

BB: Does it matter. They should have given me the drumstick. I always get the drumstick. I always get the drumstick. (Tantrums).Waaaah.

Conscience: I will stop talking to you until you calm your self.

BB: Not until some tabloids buy my stories.

Conscience: Don’t you think someone will buy your story when you even implicated the British Embassy personnel to be in cahoots with the people whom you accused of the hoax scam.

BB: That is not a hoax. Are you really my conscience. It seems you are not.

Conscience: It is not a hoax but this letter is. Bwahahah

Signed:

BB